It's been awhile. I thought the next time I heard about him, would be either a) death by suicide bomber, b) starring in a new movie opposite of Tom Cruise, or c) new leader of Al-Qaeda.
Well, as usual, I was wrong. Nope, apparently The You-Man is up for another important surgery, and seeing that surgery in sponsored by the readers of CNN, their little, "we're great people, and he's our little freaky project" dude, it's time for holiday updates.
I can't wait to see what the good readers of CNN get the YouMan for Christmas ... or Ramadan. Or whatever the hell he celebrates.