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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Morning Headlines 9/19

Issue #1 ... EVERYONE IS TURNING INTO PLANTS!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/09/19/peru.meteorite.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

I can only think of that Creepshow short where Stephen King turns into a plant for touching that goo inside a meteorite. I also would like to see a battle between Meteorites and Israelites ... wooooooah the Israelites.

Issue #2 ... Eric Gagne is the greatest thing to happen to the Yankees orginazation since Derek Jeter

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270918114&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

What a piece of crap. Without him, the Yanks would probably still be 7 games out.

Issue #3 ... Kanye hya, and Fitty, hya

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/09/19/showdown-over-kanye-west-clobbers-50-cent-in-chart-battle/

Personally, I don't give two shits about this, I'm just praying one of them retires.

Issue #4 ... Controversial Video Games

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/controversial-games/530593-2

I love lists, but I'm dissapointed NHL 93 didn't make it when you could make Gretzky bleed. I also though Vice City AND San Andreas should be in it, not just San Andreas.

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